• A purple alien dressed in a suit staring off into space like he's in screen save mode.

    This is Trent. He's an idiot. Don't be like Trent.

  • An evil smiling tomato.

    If a tomato can lie about being a vegetable, so can you... to win this game.

  • A saffron dressed dancer with big eyes, dancing like no one is watching!

    The Sage knows all and sees all... except your political future.

  • A smiling circle made out of gouda cheese. It is floating in the sky and looks like a moon. There are two human like aliens standing on the planet underneath it.

    Meet Bob. He's not a great superhero, but he's goudanuff. And Yes, he's made of cheese.

  • A giant, rapid moving flood ripping apart a street. The flood has eyes as if it is sentient.

    Global warming is a complicated issue... you have one minute to tell voters how you'll solve it. No biggie, right?

  • A spaceship sucking up a giant pile of cash.

    Bribing contestants won't guarantee you a win... but it doesn't hurt to try!

  • A portrait of a mechanical version Abraham Lincoln. They look very stoic.

    Meet Mecha-Abe. The only thing straighter than his teeth and eyebrows are his convictions.

  • A child dressed in a pink spacesuit giving a flower on a string to an astronaut on the moon. The flower is floating like a balloon due to less gravity.

    Believe it or not, there are some good politicians in the world. Maybe not your world, but some world.

  • A sullen human walking on a pink colored planet with rocks. The sky is filled with thin clouds and other planets.

    Meet Hugh, the unhappy human. Hugh left Earth thinking he'd get a better life. Unfortunately he quickly realized that politicians exist everywhere.